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[15 Sep 2008|04:49pm] |
How to Purchase a Comic Book
By Joseph R. Fischer- Go to a comic shop. Hey, what do you know? I hear that Comix Galore! ain't half bad.
- Pick out a comic that piques your interest. Yeah, douchefags that stand around for hours fapping to the newest She-Hulk cover are annoying as fuck, but whatever! Pick out something you like. Or don't, I really don't give a shit. It's this next step that's important.
- Go to the cash register, pay for the fucking comic. I didn't realize that this was so incredibly hard. You walk over to the register. You make asinine small talk with the cashier. (Note: If you get stuck with Mouthbreather as a cashier, don't look him directly in the eyes. I hear that you can lose your soul that way.) You then hand over money (cash, green, whatever you want to call it) and go on your happy way with your comic.
Does that sound hard? Of course it doesn't! Even children know how to not steal shit. But oh no. There's always that one asshole who thinks that he's above the rules. Don't get me wrong, I know that not everyone can afford to spend their money on comics. But why don't you just stand around and read it in the store instead of fucking stealing it? Wouldn't that be easier?
Shit, man, it's not that hard. Why are some people so hellbent on being a douchebag?
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